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Direct ordering · built for Irish takeaways

The number on your till is lying to you.

The orders are up. The machine’s printing all night. So why is there nothing left at the end of the month? Because a delivery app is standing between you and your own customers - taking a third of every order and keeping the relationship. Here’s how you take both back.

Do it with your own numbers

You already know it’s bad. Here’s how bad.

A €40 order on Just Eat leaves you with €27.01 or €6.35 after costs. The same €40 order on your own site leaves you €38.50 - €20.50 after costs. See how that adds up:

Type your number and watch what the platforms quietly took.

The part that actually stings

Those were never your customers.

Every person who orders you through an app - their name, their number, their order history - belongs to the app. You can’t text them a Friday offer. You can’t tell them about the new thing on the menu. You can’t win them back when they drift off.

You’re not building a base of regulars. You’re renting access to your own customers, one order at a time.

On your own site, that flips. The customer is yours. The list is yours. The relationship is yours.

Why I built this

I had a takeaway. An app closed it.

Graffiti, in Waterford. Kebabs, pizza, burgers, hand-cut chips. A proper takeaway - and by every measure I had, it was working. Orders coming in. The machine printing all night.

That was the trap. The number on the machine was high, so I told myself I was grand. You don’t stop mid-service to do the sums. You keep cooking.

It’s only at month-end, staring at the actual bank account, that the number gets real. The platform was taking thirty percent. After commissions, ingredients, packaging, labour - there was nothing left. Some months, less than nothing.

And the part that still stings: those customers were never mine. I couldn’t email them. Couldn’t run a midweek offer. Couldn’t say “come back, I’ve added something new.” The relationship I thought I was building belonged to the app. I was just the kitchen.

I closed Graffiti. Not because the food wasn’t good - because the maths were built to keep me dependent on a platform that would always take more than I could give.

Then I spent the guts of a year - over a thousand hours - teaching myself to build the thing I wish I’d had. That’s Tine.Irish.

- Max

What you actually own

A real business, not a listing.

Not a template with your logo slapped on. Built for your menu, your town, your brand - and every bit of it stays yours.

01

Your own ordering site

Customers browse, build their order, and pay - directly with you. No delivery-app commission. No middleman.

02

Your customers, finally yours

Name, phone, email, full order history. A list nobody can hold hostage. Export it any time.

03

The metrics that matter

A live dashboard: today’s takings, order count, average spend, your busy hours - the numbers you need.

04

Your domain, in your name

Registered to you, on your account. I never hold it. Walk away whenever you like and it’s still yours.

05

The brand to match

Flyers, signage, TV boards, and proper photography of every dish - built to look as good as the food tastes.

06

A plan for day one

I stay with you after launch - QR codes on packaging, counter cards, social posts, the works - and work with you until orders are coming through your site, not the apps.

Start to live

Seven days. You barely lift a finger.

01

I pull everything needed. That’s your menu photos, a link to your Just Eat page, and whatever else you’ve got. I handle it all.

02

I build the site to your brand and import the full menu - photographed, structured, every modifier and variant.

03

Stripe payments, your domain, hosting, and the SEO foundations your site needs - all sorted. You don’t touch any of it.

04

You review the lot. I fix anything that’s off - no revision limits - and you approve before it goes live.

Day 7

Live and taking orders on your site. I don’t disappear - we work together until your customers are ordering direct.

The bit that should make this easy

Make your money back in 90 days, or get every cent back.

If your direct ordering hasn’t earned you back more than it costs inside 90 days of going live, I refund what you paid. In writing, in the agreement, signed before we start.

No monthly fee. One-time set up. No contract that holds your site or your domain hostage.

Straight with you

I build one at a time. On purpose.

I take on a handful of restaurants at once - no more - so each one gets my full attention from kickoff to launch and well after.

I know this will work for takeaways like yours. That’s why the guarantee is what it is, why you get more of me than any agency would ever give you, and why you can move forward knowing the risk sits with me, not you.

Start a conversation

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Tell me about your place and I’ll get back to you within 24 hours with a straight read on whether this would work for you. If it’s not a fit, I’ll tell you that too.

Your details stay between us. No spam, no list, no nonsense.

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